What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:12
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Mets place Mark Vientos on 10-day IL, option Max Kranick in flurry of roster moves - SNY
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
iPhone 17 Base Model Rumored to Feature Larger Display - MacRumors
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
The U.S. hasn’t seen a new confirmed human bird flu case in nearly 4 months — why? - Yahoo
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Make Nazis afraid again!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
What is the "abundance agenda" and how does it relate to supply-side liberalism?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
TEXT:
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
9 Cool New Gadgets to Keep on Your Radar - Gear Patrol
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
How do I cut off friends that don't contribute to my life?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.